They called me mad at the academy, MAD I tell you...the villagers say that I am insane, but my monster will show them that I am really kind and benevolent.
When the Zombie Apocalypse arrives, you want to be prepared. A shotgun will get the job done, sure, but to a Zombie horde, a shotgun is like a dinner bell. Whoever made that noise has braaaaainnnsss. Ideally you want a noiseless weapon capable of action either at a distance or close-up. You want a Slingshot Zombiehammer.